February 28, March 1 – 2, 7 – 9 & 14 – 16, 2014
by Ray Cooney, OBE
Director: Bob Alonzo
The story of London cab driver John Smith, with two wives, two lives and a very precise schedule for juggling them both. With one wife at home in Stratham and another at home in Wimbledon, and with occupants of the flat upstairs at the latter location … trouble brews when Smith is mugged and ends up in hospital, where both of his addresses surface, causing both the Stratham and Wimbledon police to investigate. Having upset his schedule, Smith becomes hopelessly entangled in his attempts with his lazy lay-about neighbor upstairs in Wimbledon, to explain himself to his wives and two suspicious police officers.
Bob Alonzo graduated from Syracuse University with degrees in Speech and Theatre and has been a presence in the WNY community theatre stage for many years, as an actor, director and scenic technician. A long-time member of Lancaster Regional Players and its predecessor, Lancaster-Depew Community Theatre, Bob brings his considerable talents to the Pavilion stage with one of his favorite theatre genres, the English farce. Mr. Alonzo has also served as an adjudicator for TANYS.
Tickets can be reserved by calling (716) 687-6727 weekdays – 9 AM to 11 AM, 1:30 PM to 4 PM, and 6 PM to 9 PM; weekends and holidays – 9 AM to 9 PM. Reserved tickets will be held at the box office until 15 minutes prior to curtain time.
Friday & Saturday performances begin at 8:00
Sunday performances begin at 2:30
Adults - $12
Seniors (62 and over) - $11
Students (18 and under) - $11